DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
(via sex-weed-photography)
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
(via sex-weed-photography)
| Me: | *Doesn't party* |
| Me: | *Doesn't drink* |
| Me: | *Doesn't sleep around* |
| Me: | *Doesn't get knocked up* |
| Me: | *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something* |
| Parents: | WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY |
Sucha nerd :) I love this pic that @melissa_bahoque took <3 (Taken with Instagram)
